My mom found a caterpillar crawling at our patio one day, and being caterpillar-phobic, she was close to hysterics. Pointing at it, my mom was yelling at my dad to get rid of it, since he was lazily sprawled on the bench.
Mom: Caterpillar!!!
Dad (barely looking up from the newspapers): Hmm?
Mom: CATERPILLARRR!!! CAN'T YOU SEE IT???
Dad: Pilla?? What's that?
He was feigning ignorance because he looked very reluctant when he finally put down the newspapers.
Glancing back at my mom's disbelieving stare, he stated simply:
Well you can't blame me for not knowing what a caterpillar is, I'm a city boy.
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